January 17, 2005
Bought a purse, some porn, some used cd's...like 5 of em and a phone and some food yesterday. I got bad porn though. I'm very picky about my porn and I took a lot of time picking out my purchase and then it was bad. Pftttttt. I'm just gonna start ordering it off line so I can at least see a clip of it before I buy.
You thought I had something more to say didn't you?
Psych.
Posted by melissa at January 17, 2005 06:52 AM
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NIN tickets are going on sale this weekend... tee hee... first album in 5 years. wowsa!
Posted by: RN at January 17, 2005 09:27 AM
I saw Nails with A Perfect Circle and it scares me that it was 5 years ago.
Posted by: Waggs at January 17, 2005 10:49 AM
Define bad porn - what's the main purpose?
Is it just to turn people on? In which case, 90 minutes of spliced together closeups doesn't really do it.
Should it push the limits and show us our fantasies? But then the limits keep expanding.
Or should it entertain with a good story line, or outstanding cinematography? I think then the budget gets blown (so to speak).
Posted by: Mike at January 17, 2005 11:10 AM
Wait?!? You actually pay for your porn?
Posted by: EC at January 17, 2005 12:37 PM
New Wave Hookers III
Posted by: Kat at January 17, 2005 05:38 PM
awesome, NIN......i havent been to a concert in sooooooo long
i've never seen APC ...ok i'm lame. not really.
mike...i want good camera angles....i want dirty talk....i want good handjob scenes.....i mean good ones....thought out handjob scenes.....handjob scenes where some effort was put into it, ya know? i want good clothes on the actors...i want cool furniture....i want believeable roles...not necessarily plot, but close....and no eye rolling and feigned moaning if they aren't doing anything.....i want CREDIBLE bisexual scenes with guys as well as women.... i want scenes in cars....i have no idea why i love sex scenes in cars....i want believeable voyerism. i might want something i'm not gonna get.
i swear i could make good porn if i had the actors and a small budget. i know i could do it and i know i could do it right.
ya, i have been known to pay for porno....but it has to be what i think is gonna be good porn. i'll pay for quality, but i'm gun shy now cause i just got burned. so seriously i'm gonna look online for clips and if i don't like what i see i'm not buying.
i dunno bout New Wave Hookers III...i saw one of the New Wave Hooker thingys at the store....i didn't look at it....i need plot...or something....i dunno...
Posted by: melissa at January 17, 2005 07:35 PM
I too am very particular about porn. Have your girl call my girl, we'll do lunch, and talk.
Posted by: boz at January 17, 2005 11:11 PM
I actually do research before I buy porn, checking reviews, looking at prices. These days I rent it online, rather than buy it. Much easier that way.
Posted by: paul at January 18, 2005 11:29 PM